Jesus Shaves Mug transforming UPG’s Secular Saints votives are

UPG’s Secular Saints votives are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”)

Includes the constellations:

Dishwasher safe

and a bald head as befits a genius of his stature

Ronald Regan

Jesus Shaves Mug transforming UPG’s Secular Saints votives areIn all the pages, chapters, and verses of the New Testament, there's not a single mention of Jesus getting a shave. (We do know that John The Baptist got at least one and that it didn't go very well.) Assuming Jesus received a shave or two during His lifetime, this remarkably silly mug suggests how it might have looked. The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires His beard