Elder Emo Keychain sticker for the dads who traded

for the dads who traded all-black skinny jeans for lawn mowers

Whether you’ve had these songs memorized for twenty years or just think you have

they’re lightweight enough for even the tiniest heads

The back has filed a formal objection

Designed to reduce sound without sacrificing comfort

Elder Emo Keychain sticker for the dads who tradedBeen enjoying happy music for sad people since the early 2000's? Congrats, you're an Elder Emo. This keychain is made of black acrylic and features the words "elder emo" in white, and is sealed with a layer of glossy resin. SIZE: 3. 5" long, 1" wide This item is handmade and fulfilled by All That Raaz, fellow Elder Emos, based in Texas. It will arrive separately from other merch you purchase from us.